IS THE SEAL ALIVE OR DEAD?

I DO NOT KNOW DO YOU? ASK TWISTED SISTER. GD

i am tired of being me! WILL SOMEONE TRADE PLACES?

THERE WILL BE SOME REQUIREMENTS, NO NUMB FEET OR LEGS! GOOD EYES AND EARS A MUST REQUIREMENT! NICE BLACK HAIR!

SEWING AND QUILTING A MUST! ABLE TO COOK AND GET A MEAL ON THE TABLE FOR COMPANY AFTER IT IS COOKED! ABLE TO REALLY DANCE, NOT AS I DANCE EACH NIGH IN MY WEDDING DRESS, TO RELAX ME, ALWAYS WITH MY WEDDED HUSBAND, HE CAN WALTZ. CAN YOU!

NO SAGGY SKIN! NO FOALLING IN THE TUB! STAIRS MIGHT BE FUN TO RUN UP, BUT NOT A NESSITY! LOOK BETTER THAN I DO AS TWISTED SISTER. ABLE TO CUT LOTS OF WILLOWS FOR SMART SISTERS LEG'S!

I'M TIRED MORE REQUIREMENTS TOMORROW, OR JUST COME TO TRADE PLACES. CUCKOOGD.

PS I'LL EDIT TOMORROW WHEN MY NEW EYES ARIVE!