Sunday, September 28, 2008

i am tired of being me! WILL SOMEONE TRADE PLACES?

THERE WILL BE SOME REQUIREMENTS, NO NUMB FEET OR LEGS! GOOD EYES AND EARS A MUST REQUIREMENT! NICE BLACK HAIR!

SEWING AND QUILTING A MUST! ABLE TO COOK AND GET A MEAL ON THE TABLE FOR COMPANY AFTER IT IS COOKED! ABLE TO REALLY DANCE, NOT AS I DANCE EACH NIGH IN MY WEDDING DRESS, TO RELAX ME, ALWAYS WITH MY WEDDED HUSBAND, HE CAN WALTZ. CAN YOU!

NO SAGGY SKIN! NO FOALLING IN THE TUB! STAIRS MIGHT BE FUN TO RUN UP, BUT NOT A NESSITY! LOOK BETTER THAN I DO AS TWISTED SISTER. ABLE TO CUT LOTS OF WILLOWS FOR SMART SISTERS LEG'S!

I'M TIRED MORE REQUIREMENTS TOMORROW, OR JUST COME TO TRADE PLACES. CUCKOOGD.

PS I'LL EDIT TOMORROW WHEN MY NEW EYES ARIVE!

2 comments:

Kirstin said...

I'm good, thanks.

andrea said...

Hey Cuckoo............you silly girl. No trades. That is the big rule.

The new rules are:
1. no feet on the heat register. 2.Use your enlarger to see.
3. Dye your hair -- that's what I do. We could get you some of Uncle Arvel's pink dye. He doesn't need it any more. Funny.
4. Wear long sleeves to hide saggy arms -- scarves for neck or tape the saggy skin to the back or underneath. Duck tape is a fashion statement these days.
5. You are still a great cook and dancer so I won't listen to that one.
6. I think your ears a just funny looking, but they still work very well.

Now let's talk about the great legs you have for a cute 84 year-old. OR

Energy of ten women.

Ten projects on the front burner

Love enough for all of us

Sassy sense of humor

Politics......you keep up.

So I think you should sit on the couch for a time and just brag about all of your kids, grandkids, and greats.

We love you cuckoo.